Clinton and the Genie

Clinton is taking his morning run on the beach, when he finds a bottle that has washed up with the tide. He opens the bottle and a genie pops out.

The genie says,
"I will give you one wish."

Clinton thinks and says.
"Well how about peace in Bosnia?"

The genie says
"Where is Bosnia?"

So, Clinton pulls out a map and gives him complicated directions. The genie gets so confused that he says,
"Do you have something a little closer by?"

Clinton thinks and says,
"Well, I'd like you to like make my wife, Hillary, an honest woman."

The genie says,
"Whoah! Let me see those directions to Bosnia again!"


Clinton/Microsoft Connection?

All this talk lately about what to call Clinton's latest escapade. Tail-gate, forni-gate, Monica-gate, ... not to mention all the other scandals he's been accused of participating in.

Perhaps it's time to just lump them all together as a set -- the "Bill-Gates".

No, wait, that could be confusing. After all, the president is accused of using his power and prestige to screw lots of people where as the head of Microsoft is being accused of.. ummm... , the same thing. Oh well, we'll think of somethng.

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